1. My uncle once: built the coolest swing ever with my grandfather.
2. Never in my life: have i been to the land of my people.
3. When I was five: i didn't have to worry about anything.
4. High School is: a right of passage, a necessary evil, but only happens once.
6. I once met: Dr. Drew from Loveline.
7. There's this girl I know who: has the word "wanderlust" tattooed on her wrist. i secretly think it's cool.
8. Once, at a bar: i was so drunk that i fell out of a chair and didn't realize it until i was actually on the floor. i remember the waitress asking if i had a way of getting home. (not my best moment.)
10. Last night: i ate meatloaf and watched evil Wendy Pepper win at Celebrity Poker Showdown.
12. Next time I go to church: will probably be at Christmas.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: one white and one pink paper lantern hanging from my ceiling.
16. When I turn my head right, i see: my bed with its new duvet cover on it and the rest of my tiny room beyond.
18. How many days until my birthday (the best day of the year)?: um, a lot. i'm too lazy to count.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: some bit part with one hilarious line, which includes a double entendre or something equally witty, snarky or sarcastic. i'm not interesting enough to be a juliet.
20. By this time next year: i will be a year older and closer to graduation.
21. A better name for me would be: i dunno. i kinda like my name.
22. I have a hard time understanding: football.
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: be up to my eyeballs in debt.
24. You know I like you if: i get tongue-tied or fidgety or my face gets hot.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents and all who support my artistic endeavors.
27. Take my advice: "failure is never as frightening as regret" (got that from a design magazine).
28. My ideal breakfast is: actually brunch from Pomelo--the Chelsea: eggs over hard, fruit, potatoes and a side of bacon. mmmmmm.
30. If you visit my hometown: you'll find the first-ever Wal-Mart Super Center. whoopeeeee!
32. Why won't someone: invent a time machine already?!?! damnit!! (sorry, i copied that from the last person)
33. If you spend the night at my house: you'll sleep on a comfy air mattress.
34. I'd stop my wedding if: there were a major natural disaster about to occur... but even then, i might go through with it because i'd want to die married to my fiance.
35. The world could do without: hatred, corruption, close-minded people, homelessness, poverty, global warming...
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick a maggot.
37. My favorite blonde is: Sean Connery. Oh wait, that said "blonde" didn't it?
38. Paper clips are more useful than: your thumb and forefinger.
39. If I do anything well, it is: laughing, and loving. Oh, and killing time writing things like this.
40. And by the way: your fly's undone.
41. The last time I was high: was approximately... never.
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